Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I'm really busy with my period
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