normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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