I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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