so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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