hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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