His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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