Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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