is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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