Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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