Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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