i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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