fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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