no. you can't hotbox the world.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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