when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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