Only a mothe r could love this liver
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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