Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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