susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Randomize
