she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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