When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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