i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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