they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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