I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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