Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
When are your genitals available?
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