My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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