You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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