Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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