i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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