$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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