I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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