did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
