bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
someone owes me an orgasm
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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