the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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