hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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