i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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