Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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