i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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