we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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