ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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