I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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