this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
