I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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