And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Pants are for mortals
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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