So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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