Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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