Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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