i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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