I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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