This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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