Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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