guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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