ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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