Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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