Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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